Bajoran Orbs

[StyroFoam Man]

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[wolfe]

but as you can see he does have the orb of weird threads

[ComaBoy]

Of course you won't see Orb #1, it's under armed guard at Paramount!

I'd also like to add:
The Orb of Fuzzy Pink Slippers
The Orb of Double-jointed Former Lingerie Models with Degrees in Particle Physics
The Orb of Bubblepack

[Robert Lai]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by StyroFoam Man:
Orbs You'll Never See:
1: Orb Of Recycled Plot-Lines</font>

::: pictures Brannon Braga going to said protected vault, opening chamber, basking in light of Orb :::

Better yet ...

::: pictures Brannon Braga going to said protected vault, opening chamber to prepare for Enterprise ... :::

"It's gone! Prophets save us, someone stole the sacred orb of recycled plot lines! We're doomed!"

::: while nearby, in the shadows, StyroFoam Man lurks, and with an evil chuckle, puts the orb on a golf tee and selects his favorite 1-Wood ... :::

[prophetsteve]

Don't forget the 5 lost orbs which the fans of Star Trek are searching around the world at this very moment so that they may give them back to Paramount.

1. The Orb of Continuity (Disappeared right after Roddenberry's death but some say it was gone A LONG TIME before).
2. The Orb of Good Series Finales (lost sometime after DS9's finale).
3. The Orb of Orginal Aliens (ever notice how the aliens in Star Trek in recent years look a lot like aliens in other shows/movies).
4. The Orb of Hair (related to the Orb of Baldness. The OoH is the sacred Orb which Kirk, Picard, and Sisko are searching right now... At least Shatner has a weave).
5. and The Orb of Peaceful Co-existance ("we come in peace...shoot to kill!")

Sorry, the pot shots at Trek-dom are too easy to make. Make no mistake I am a Trek fan but that doesn't mean I have to like everything I see (or keep my mouth shut about it )

I still see a scene from DS9 where the Breen says something and pulls out a metal sphere. Weyoun then says "...because he has a thermal detonator"

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[StyroFoam Man]

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[Robert Lai]

Not the sacred Heavy Hammer of Troubleshooting! ;D

And then the female Founder comes in and says, "I like this Breen. Fearless and inventive. Tell him 25,000." ::: reaction shot of soon-to-be-replaced Cardassian :::

Bob

[lone wolf]

No, the Breen are nothing like Boussh.

Do they look like her.

Do they sound like her.

Is the Spacekey on this keyboardacting up again.

Okay, maybe the Breen do look a little like Boussh.



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[Robert Lai]

By the Prophets! Wolf, you've discovered another Lost Orb ...

The Orb of Unexplained Parallels Between Trek and Other SF Shows/Films


Bob

[Lee T]

What about The Orb that looks like an Orb and not an hourglass

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