The following items were all discovered packed into crates at a "Certain Secret Government Warehouse (tm)"! This is not an exhaustive list. As the readers of this forum find more items for the warehouse, feel free to add to the list...
1. The Lost Ark of the Covenant (of course)
2. The True Cross
3. The Fake Cross
4. The Shroud of Turin
5. The Pillowcase of Turin
6. The Washcloth of Turin
7. The Ten Commandments
8. The FIFTEEN Commandments
9. A dead skin diver, impaled on a tree and burnt to a crisp
10. A Suitcase with a luggage tag that reads "property of D.B. Cooper"
11. The Golden Fleece
12. The Golden Afgan
13. There is no number 13
14. A freezer containing Walt Disney
15. A cow with it's internal organs surgically removed by no procedure known to man
16. One sucked goat
17. A map to the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body
18. Jimmy Hoffa's Body
19. The Pompatus of Love
20. The Book of Love (with the author credited on the front)
21. The third word that ends in "gry"
22. John Dillinger's naughty bits
23. FNORD
24. The October Surprise
25. Big black slab collected by anthroplogists in Olduvai Gorge
26. A Golden Lasso. Anyone tied in it is forced to tell the truth.
27. The plans for Colossus, signed by Dr. Forbin
28. Pages that were missing from the logbook of the Marie Celeste
29. A photograph showing Elvis, Bigfoot, Nessie, and an alien "grey" posing in front of Devil's Tower, Wyoming
30. The "magic bullet".
(DISCLAIMER: This is a thread for people to add items that can trigger a modern RPG adventure. None of this is meant to be real. This is all in good fun. Have at it!)